RDC’s Plastic Messiahs! Duct Tape Dreams Await!

Radio Dork Club! Behold! Our destiny (and future mountains of wire, oceans of duct tape, and galaxies of connectors/coax) rests on these two ABSOLUTELY BONKERS action figure prototypes! Choose wisely, fellow dorks!

Option 1: Signal Sam, the Static Slayer: This grizzled guru wields a detachable antenna that doubles as a lightning rod (don’t actually try this!), comes with a miniature bag of suspiciously sticky “universal fix-it goo”, and his backpack contains classified schematics for a device that may or may not control pigeons.

Option 2: Sparky “Short Circuit” Schultz: Our electrifying engineer sports glowing safety goggles that can allegedly see radio waves, a soldering iron powered by pure caffeine (miniature mug included!), and a breadboard that occasionally emits actual sparks (we’re working on that).

Our supply chain for essential dork gear (think miles of wire, industrial-strength duct tape, and enough connectors to link the planet) hangs in the balance! Vote for your champion in the comments! Whose plastic likeness will pave the way to peak dorkdom?!

Radio Dork Club (RDC)